Nosy BeoYatch!

angry.jpgWe’ll call her Tiffany, cause well, that’s the wench’s real name and I don’t like her. I have worked with this social retard for two years and she is just annoying today as she was when I first started with the company.

Since I am a Christian (stop laughing), I have prayed numerous times for God to help me see her as He sees her because after all she is His child also. Never mind the fact she doesn’t believe in God, hates her parents, has a fascination with serial killers, and talks incessantly about her dog’s pee problems (don’t ask cause I won’t waist my blog space explaining the stupidity of it all). See my “Do You” post.

It works for a while, the prayer that is, and then that bloodclot does something else to irk the ever-loving shyt out of me!! Please know that she and I are NOT friends and I keep our conversations to work related topics most times.

One day a couple of weeks ago I was returning from lunch with a male coworker at the same time Tiffany was returning from lunch. We all entered the building through the same door. I didn’t think much of it. Thirty minutes later I enter the ladies room and Tiffany is primping in the mirror when she turns and asks, “So, what’s up with you and that guy?”. With a raised eyebrow to indicate my confusion, I respond, “What guy?”. The conversation proceeds:

Tiffany: “The guy you went to lunch with.”
Chocl8t: “Tyrone?” (Oh, his name I’ve changed)
Tiffany: “Yeah”
Chocl8tIrritated “Nothing. Why would you ask me that?”
Tiffany: “Uh, I just thought since y’all went to lunch…”
Chocl8t: More irritated. “No. I make it a habit not to date men I work with.”
Tiffany: “Well, just between you and me…it could work if you didn’t tell anyone.”
Chocl8t: Pissed “Or if no one would make such stupid assumptions”
Tiffany: “Is he single?”
Chocl8t: Hot as Fish Grease “I don’t know. Why don’t you ask him.”

j0433821.pngBeeeeeeyyoaaaatch!! You are a nosy dumb ass!! Why are you all up in my business?

I don’t know if I was so pissed because she actually had the nerve to ask me that shyt or because I actually think Tyrone is fine as HELL and it would go against my steadfast rule of not dating in the workplace! What it did do was, once again, confirm why I have this rule in the first place. I’ve never seen where such situations have ended well. In fact I have had my own bad experience.  See my Happy Valentine’s Day post.

Nosy ass Heffas like this make me want to punch ’em square in the forehead. Why the need for such violence you ask? Did I say how fine Tyrone is? How intelligent and funny? [fanning myself] Yeah…I’ve got to abide by my rules but Nosy Bitches make it hard for me to even enjoy the dayum fantasy.

15 thoughts on “Nosy BeoYatch!

  1. Pay no mind to that little woman in the bathroom.

    Sounds like haterade to me. The licorice flavor. She either wants to date him or dated him and he dumped her crazy arse.

  2. nu uh Ara…it’s:


    I’ll second what Jexy said. You shoulda told her Tyrone wasn’t into Nosy Beyotches that smell like dog piss.

  3. Once again she proves “jealousy rears it’s ugly head”. She likes him and wants to ask him to lunch and was “fishing” for info on you and him. Be interesting to see if they “do lunch”. He He.

  4. LOL at Eve!! Y’all are cruel. And choc, when I read that first sentence, I almost fell out of my chair. At least play it off and us a fake name. Still LMAO!!

  5. LOL @ Kimmy, Jex, & Eve.

    Nana – nah, she’s seeing someone else in a different dept. She’s on Office Romance #2. Some people never learn.

    Tabu – Spit? that’s tame compared to what I really wanted to do and say to that lil twit! LOL

  6. HaHa! Hilarious! Girl you are good because I would not have entertained that nonsense! I would have just walked away from her dumb behind at question number one!!

  7. Bwahahaha…too funny. Tell us how you really feel about her. I just hate when folk that know you don’t like them try to hold a personal conversation. You did good, I would have had major attitude.

    Crackin up at Eve.

  8. Don’t hold too fast to that “No dating at Work” rule. I met my current boy toy hubby at my job. 8 years so far and still going! I had nosey ass beyotches too. It ust irked them so much that we were happy and could work professionally together…..hee-hee!

  9. Regina – I would have walked away but I was headed into the restroom stall…so she had a captive audience. LOL

    AJ – diplomacy isn’t my forte and my attitude is rarely ever “good” with her. 🙂

    BlondeFab – That’s good to hear that your experience was a great one. But you know the saying Once bitten, twice shy…that’s me!!

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