Caption This!!

“One more ride Mommy!!!”

“Sexuaa Chocolate!!”

“Ya know you want me!! Sssssss!!”

“I think I’m chafe…Ssssss”

“I must. I must. I must develop my bust!”

This is Steve Harvey’s bodyguard Big Boom. I’m too tickled to get into it any further but you can see more photos and read the back story at Young, Black & Fabulous. To get an even more hilarious take on this hot krispy baby oiled bronzin’ mess, you can visit O’ Hell Nawl.

 

Gawd knows I love Steve Harvey, I do!! But I just about died laughing at these pictures!! I’m glad that he has taken the initiative to get in shape, showing that is never too late. However, the baby oil and bronzer was just a bit much because it is in stark contrast to his hands and head!

Well…go on witcho baaad sexxy bronzed butt!! LMAO!!!!

 

14 thoughts on “Caption This!!

  1. WTH!!! I can’t even call it! I am so mad that this grown behind man is molesting that statue like that with his man boobs all exposed!!!!!!!!! And the hat, belt buckle and obvious cup are just too much!!

  2. Girl you need to quit – I needed a warning!!!! I saw this earlier today…….my mind cannot think of anything to describe this mess.

  3. this is not a good look for either of them. and i applaud mr. harvey’s efforts, but he has a little more work to do before he can really walk around without his shirt on all greased up.

  4. Watch Big sexy take you on a ride hot mama… yeeeeeehhhaaaaaaw!

    I finally took off that damn hair piece and now my ass has spent too much time in the tanning salon and whitening my teeth to compensate for not having any hair.

  5. I have seen this picture on various blogs, an it doesn’t get any better. Wow!! A ample caption can be.

    “I JUST WON DA STATE RODEO,AND I AM GOING TO DISNEYLAND”

  6. Ewww every time I come here I’m tempted to rip out my eyes due to this hot mess of a post. Please hurry up and bump this f**kery to the next page. LOL

    — You’ve been tagged —

  7. WTH!!! What can I say? Steve is alright, I listen to him in the morning on my drive to school but geez-louise!!!! That picture…I will never listen to him in the same way again. And WTH is his bodyguard doing? What is it with Texans and those large belt buckles? One of the students in my school came in wearing one he got from a trip to Texas that was as big as his head.

  8. Steve i must admit you look hella gooood you look 15 yrs younger. keep up the good work. I also want you to know you inspried me to get in shape too Im 35 yrs old with a 3 year old daughter (my only child of course)And I was always heavier than other kids when i was growing all throughout my adult life also, I really want to get myself on track and seeing what working out and eating better has done for you I want to see a better me not only for myself but for my daughter too!!!! Thank you for the insperation and I will be looking forward to seeing you continuing progress….

  9. Steve I must admit you look hella gooood you look 15 yrs younger. keep up the good work. I also want you to know you inspried me to get in shape too Im 35 yrs old with a 3 year old daughter (my only child of course)And I was always heavier than other kids when I was growing all throughout my adult life also, I really want to get myself on track and seeing what working out and eating better has done for you I want to see a better me not only for myself for my daughter too!!!! i want to be hear for her high school graduation as well as her college graduation. Thank you for the insperation and I will be looking forward to seeing your continuing progress….

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