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…didn’t know there was going to be a Part II huh? Neither did I! 😉

While discussing the funny stuff that is NOT usually Kat Williams, in my opinion, some of you mentioned one of my favorite comedians, Bernie Mac. Made me nostalgic for some of his early stand-up routines. You know I had to go to YouTube! I swear… you can find just about anything on YouTube…Slaus, you find Viv’s sex tape yet? 🙂 HAA!

While there, I came across another early performance of a favorite of mine, Chris Tucker.

Enjoy…

I’m Blessed…Big BoneDed..Heavy Structured…

…Stir Like Mother****ing Coffee

Maaaan….

Momma I’m Coming….

I have not been quiet about my dislike for Kat Williams. Never thought he was funny. HOWEVAH….this clip made me laugh and I didn’t want to. I have convictions dammit! I stand by what I said before….HE AIN’T FUNNY!!!

:holding my head down trying to muffle the snickering: tee hee hee

Hat Tip: O’Hell Nawl

Here it is, January 1st around 2:15 a.m. and I’m sitting in the bed, blogging, watching an “Entourage” marathon on HBO, while drinking my hot eggnogg spiked with Jack Daniels. Multi-tasking at its best. I’ve already been to church and to mom’s house to bring in the New Year with her praying over the family. Quiet and low key.

I’ve never been one to make resolutions. I don’t know, it just seems too much of a cliche’. There are some things I will continue to do, or do more of, and there are things which I plan to do less or not at all. 

Here is my More or Less “stuff” for 2008:

Exercise more– the spiked eggnogg is a very good reason for this to be at the top of the list. In fact, I will be at the gym later this morning, uh, today.

jay.jpgsky.jpgSpend more time with my nephews– Skylar is 2 yrs old and Jalen is 2 months. I’ve gotta remember to take my vitamins or keep a can of Red Bull on hand.

Spend less time on B.S.– for example, the 4 ½ years of “on-again, off-again” debacle with M². Deliverance is a blessing! Too bad God doesn’t have a 30 minute delivery guarantee like some pizza places. Keyshia Cole is my girl these days with these lyrics:

You need to get if he don’t wanna
Love you the right way he ain’t gonna
It ain’t where he’s at its where he
Where he wanna be
If he ain’t gonna love you
the way he should
then LET IT GO
If he ain’t gonna treat you
the way he should
then let it go

Oooo, or these:

Just to think about it, I would do things that I would regret (tryna get you to)
To understand how I felt for you
I tried real hard time and time again but I
Didn’t know my love wouldn’t grow, I shoulda just let it go
But I, stayed around thinkin you would learn to love

Okay…’Nuff of that.

Read more books and write in my journal more– I’m well on my way with part of this. I finished Ken Follett’s, “Pillars of the Earth” and will be at Barnes and Noble to buy his “World Without End“. Since I’ve been blogging I haven’t been writing in my journal. I’ve got to change that. For real.

Lust after and Fantasize more about the O.C.– he is a nice piece of eye candy. Sexy. Smart. Fine as Hizell. Mmm, Mmm Good! Campbell’s Soup ain’t got nothing on this brotha.

Pray more – after visiting O’ Hell Nawl and becoming addicted to the hilarious, irreverent foolishness…I need more Jesus now than I ever did before! Lawd Jeezus help me!! 🙂 “At the cross, at the cross…where I first saw the light…”

Well, that just about covers it. I’m headed to bed… HAPPY NEW YEAR!! 🙂

papa-johns.jpgAfter going to church on Sunday, cooking breakfast, and going to the gym, I did not feel up to cooking that evening. So I decided on Papa John’s since Pizza Hut doesn’t deliver to my neighborhood – I live in B.F.E.

So, I order online and receive my confirmation email informing me that the delivery will be “approximately 30-40 minutes. COOL! No problem. Forty minutes came and went so I called the local P.J. restaurant and the conversation goes a little like this:

Matt: Papa John’s may I help you?

Chocl8t: Yes. I placed an order online about 45 minutes ago and was wondering how long before I receive my pizza.

Matt: Well, its only been 42 minutes.

Chocl8t: Uh, excuse me?

Matt: Its only been 42 minutes, ma’am and the delivery time is an hour.

Chocl8t: The email confirmation stated a delivery time of 30-40 minutes and 42 minutes means you’re late. 42 minutes may not be long to you but for me it’s long as hell cause I’m hungry you condescending a$$hole of a rotted pig! Cancel the dayum order!

Why people? Why? What happened to GOOD customer service? Papa John’s will NEVER, EVER get another dime out of my pocket.

whole-foods.jpgI love Whole Foods MarketLOVE ‘EM so this isn’t really a slam on the place. I particularly like the smoked meats and I regularly purchase the smoked chicken wings. However, on EVERY occasion I’ve done so, I have had to pluck feathers out of the cooked chicken! WTH?!! I can understand the concept of “fresh“, “all natural” food but isn’t this taking it a bit too far? I mean, really. What’s next? Will I have to ring the dayum chicken’s neck on my next visit? Okay, that might be taking it too far but you get the idea and hopefully they will too since I’ve submitted an online complaint. Lets see if they respond.


All I can say is WOW!! Kudos to Whole Foods for not only responding but for doing so within less than 24 hours. Read the email below:

—–Original Message—–
From: Roy Jensen (SO DUL) [mailto:Roy.Jensen@wholefoods.com]
Sent: Monday, December 31, 2007 1:19 PM
To:
*******@bellsouth.net

Cc: John Brown (SO DUL); John Pettinati (SO DUL); Morrow Holman (SO DUL)
Subject: Quality Concern
Ms. M****,
I appreciate your email voicing your love and concerns for our location. I would like to apologize for the quality issues that you that you have experienced with the smoked chicken wings at the smoke bar. I have addressed this issue with my team, and going forward we will work more diligently to insure that this is not a reoccurring problem. On your next visit please feel free to look me up, as I would like to meet you. If possible can you forward you mailing address? I would like to send a gift card to use on your next visit, as well as providing your next visit to the smoke bar at no cost to you.
Thank you,
Roy Jensen
Meat Team Leader
Whole Foods Market Duluth/John’s Creek
5945 State Bridge Rd.
Duluth, GA 30097
678-514-2400