Chocl8t’s Misc

awards.jpgWithin the past seven days I have received numerous birthday wishes, an award and I’ve been tagged! I am both overwhelmed and flattered by the love from my blogging family!! I am also a little tingly-wingly but that’s another post all together! (tee hee hee)

Sunday morning, while recuperating from my weekend birthday bash, I ventured to my favorite spot for my “daily dose of intelligence“, “Ignance“, and debauchery, O’ Hell Nawl, only to realize, to my sheer horror, that I had missed the best dayum awards show in the blogosphere!! That’s right folks, The Bloggin Azz Blogger Awards Show was Saturday night and they honored your girl with a Bloggin Azz Blogger Award for Being OHN It!!

This site has single handedly secured a spot in hell for not only me but for all their regular readers and staff members. So take heed…if you’re uptight, have a weak stomach, are easily offended, trying to live a clean righteous life with heaven being your ultimate goal…ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK! The place is addictive like meth and crack cocaine but in the end, you’ll still have your teeth but Hell-bound for sure!

Thanks for the love and the laughs O’ Hell Nawl!!

Hmmm…now if I can only figure out a way to get them to add me to their “Bloggers We Love” list…. 😉

Moving right along…

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theresa.jpgI just told them I was not going to die today, which I wasn’t,” said Theresa.

This young woman is my new hero and if anything jumps off, I want her on my team…believe that!!

Four young thugs got a big surprise when they broke into a Dekalb County home today. I’m sure they didn’t expect Theresa to come at them with a knife forcing them out of her house running from her and the police.

She said she heard them ringing her doorbell and knocking while she was sleeping. By the time she got downstairs, they had broken in. She ran back up her stairs to get a knife and call 911.

“When he came up the steps I came at him and I wasn’t going back. I was going to keep on going and fight for my life,” Theresa said.

Read the entire story here.

As a female that lives alone, I can relate to this. My philosophy is shoot first ask questions later. I will NOT lose sleep over shooting, shankin’, or ending the life some miscreant who breaks into my home attempting to rob me of any peace of mind and whatever false sense of security I may have. Let this serve as a warning to any somma-beeoyatch who entertains the thought of crossing my threshold without invitation….Chocl8t gotz that HEAT!  😉

…twice all within the span of 7 days. Thanks a lot Slausin Ass Slaus, that lil demon agent from O’ Hell Nawl, and Regina over at Regina’s Family Seasons.  🙂

Since I did this back in November ’07 and can’t think of anything else to add, I will direct you to the original post. Also, it stops here!! I AIN’T TAGGIN’ NOBODY!! 🙂

I’ve been tagged by AJ at Over Analyze It to participate in a meme. A meme is akin to a chain letter where I have to tag other bloggers and post 7 random and/or weird facts about myself.

Just the facts (I’ll let you determine if they’re weird or not):

  1. I was attacked by a swarm of yellow jackets in the summer of 2006
  2. I want to be featured in Essence Magazine’s annual “they look good for their age” issue.
  3. I love wrapping gifts and I’m good at it.
  4. My favorite hobby is photography.
  5. I have a mole on my bellybutton.
  6. I drove my first car off the dealer’s lot without having my driver’s license.
  7. I own 75 pairs of shoes.

Now, since I’m new to the blogging world, I don’t know of anyone I can tag. So this is how you can help me out. Once you read this, leave a comment with 7 random facts about yourself as an introduction and a link to your blog.

If you want to participate, here are the rules:

  • Link to the person that tagged you and post the rules on your blog…
  • Share 7 random and/or weird facts about yourself…
  • Tag 7 random people at the end of your post and include links to their blogs…
  • Let each person know that they’ve been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.