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And She Can See Russia From Her House!!!

How anyone can say the media’s portrayal of Sarah Palin is sexist is beyond me. The Palin plain and simple truth is the woman is out of her league. Because of this fact she comes across as being ill prepared, stupid, and just plain dumb as hell…and quite honestly giving women all over the world a bad name.

This isn’t a case of the good old boys poking fun and the little girly girl…SHE’S CLUELESS PEOPLE!! CLUE. LESS!! If this is the person the republicans want a heartbeat away from the presidency…God help us!! She makes Dan Quayle look like a Mensa candidate.

I will continue to bash this dumb pittbull in a skirt and lipstick until she goes away. It seems the people at Saturday Night Live will do the same. This is horribly sad and hilarious at the same time. 🙂

 
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James Bond: Quantum of Solace

I had never been a big James Bond fan – I didn’t dislike the movie franchise but neither was I interested. When Daniel Craig was named the “new” James Bond I sat there scratching my head thinking WTH!! This man is not handsome and has no swagger. I was convinced the producers, directors, ect. had lost their minds.

That was…….until I watched Casino Royale.

Good Laaawwwd!!! SWEET JESUS, MARY, & JOSEPH!!!!! Daniel Craig is FIONE AS HAIL!!! ::swoons::

The scene where his captor is interrogating him while he sits in the chair…NUDE…fine and ripped.

Jesus Be a wet wipe….Lawdy mercy me!!

Yeah. I was won over.

So imagine my excitement last night when the official trailer for “Quantum of Solace” came on. I got all tingly with excitement!!! 😉

I AM SOOOO THERE AT THE THEATER IN NOVEMBER!!! Me, popcorn, soda, Raisenettes….and my wet wipes!!!

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Post Turtle Palin

Someone forwarded this joke to me in an email. I hope it makes you giggle too.

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President.

The old rancher said, “Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.”

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.

The old rancher said, “When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a post turtle.”

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor’s face, so he continued to explain. “You know she didn’t get up there by herself, she doesn’t belong up there, she doesn’t know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with.

Four Things

A blogging buddy sent this to me via email. Instead of responding I have decided to post my answers here.

  1. Four places that I go to over and over:
    Work, Church, Grocery, Blockbuster
  2. Four people who e-mail me (regularly):
    Shay, Kimmy, Jex, Nana, Slaus
  3. Four of my favorite places to eat:
    PF Chang’s, Garrisons, Mt Fuji, Outback Steakhouse
  4. Four places I would rather be right now:
    Caymans, St Lucia, Bermuda, Cancun
  5. Four TV shows I watch:
    Real Time with Bill Maher, Entourage, ANTM, True Blood

What about you? Care to share four things?