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All These Things – A Meme

cerebralMy fellow blogger, Jaila at So Shall It Be,  has inspired me to do something different today. So here goes it….

10 Things you wish you could say to ten different people

  1. You could get it, witcho sexxy ass! 😉
  2. I don’t feel the need to talk to you every day.
  3. Your daughter is cute but she’s an annoying little smart-ass with too much mouth.
  4. Those jeans may be a size ten but your ass is a size 12 heffa!
  5. Mind your business and stay in your lane.
  6. Not even if you were the last man on earth!
  7. Please do me a favor and not try to pronounce my name.
  8. Were you aware that your booty has a booty sitting on top?
  9. You can shut up now…mmmkay.
  10. You’re not as cool as you think you are, sorry dude. LOL

9 Things about yourself

  1. I like living alone.
  2. I hate touching raw meat, it gives me the creeps.
  3. I don’t want to have children because I don’t want to gain weight.
  4. The sound of muscle cars turns me on.
  5. I wish I wasn’t so hairy.
  6. I love cooking and trying new recipes.
  7. I’m bored easily and I have to feel challenged in order for something to keep my attention for any length of time
  8. I am fiercely loyal to family, friends and lovers.
  9. Despite my “take no shit” demeanor, I’m a soft-hearted person

8 Ways to win my heart

  1. Make me laugh.
  2. Make me think.
  3. If you’re at my house, take out my trash without asking me.
  4. Buy me a book that I haven’t read before.
  5. Read what I write.
  6. Be honest and open.
  7. Come to my defense when I’d least expect it.
  8. Keep you word.

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Giving Thanks

thanksgivingThe holiday season is here. I will be spending Thanksgiving with my family and taking time to thank God for all blessings. Some of those blessings have occurred right here.

I’ve been at this blog thing for a little over a year now and I am grateful to my regular readers and commenters who have continued to encourage me to write.

As I was sitting here reflecting on the past year I began to think about some of my favorite posts. They are my favorites because they have made you laugh out loud or managed to strike an emotional chord. Some received many hits and/or comments, some others…not so much.

So while you’re recovering from stuffing your face with turkey, escaping the seemingly never-ending football games, or recuperating from Black Friday shopping, take a few minutes and check out some of Chocl8t’s favorite posts.

 Happy Thanksgiving!!!! 😀

Resurgence

chocl8t3Webster’s defines resurgence as “a rising again into life, activity, or prominence“. That is pretty much how things have been for me as of late and I have welcomed the change.

I’m not sure why I retreated into my cocoon but it was not long after I moved into my current home about 7 years ago. If I was pressed to give an answer as to “why” I would tell you it was not one reason but a culmination of several things.

On the heels of some really intense drama in my life (more on this later), I began saving for the down payment of my current home and eliminated a lot of unnecessary and frivolous spending. This meant little to no hanging out subsequently and hanging out in the club scene in Atlanta had long ago lost its appeal. The few close friends I had at the time were newly married and their lifestyles differed from mine. In other words, they were “boo’d up” and I wasn’t in a steady relationship.

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Born Again Virgins – Does That Mean I Can Call a Mulligan?

inbed2I had never heard of this before the other day when watching clips from The View where they had a bemusing chat on the issue. See the video HERE.

As it turns out there are many women out there “reclaiming” their virginity by opting to abstain from any further sexual activity. Basically, they’re choosing celibacy. The reasons vary from religious beliefs to emotional burnout.

I found the following bit of information on-line while researching this topic:

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Old School Gospel Choir

There were moments where I literally gasped for air and snorted. 😀

Thanks to my irreverent friends at O’ Hell Nawl I had the best laugh of the day and I just had to spread it around so…enjoy!!

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