Wish List

I am a modest woman with desires, hopes and wishes. It doesn’t take much to get me tickled and giddy with excitement. For the most part, I am fairly content I have a beautiful family that loves me, friends for whom I am blessed to have in my life and a career/job that pays the bills.But there are some things that make me go “Ooo…can I have one of those?”

So here is Chocl8t’s “Wish List” in no particular order of importance.

fridge.jpgNo home is complete without the LG HDTV Refrigerator LSC27991! It’s a top-of-the-line, high-tech entertainment center with a LCD TV, DVD hookup, radio and slideshow option to display your favorite digital photos. With the press of a button, you can also access your five-day weather forecast and view more than 100 built-in recipes.

Yeeaaah baby!! I can see it now stocked full of water, fruit, Cranberry Juice and Grey Goose.

nikon1.jpgThe Nikon D200 digital camera with all the bells and whistles! Starting at $1,600! My family has already nicknamed me Olin Mills because I keep my current digital camera with me. You will never catch me at a family gathering without my camera! Click. Click. Zoom!!

kitchenaidmixer.jpgI can’t bake worth shyt but I would learn if I had this KitchenAide mixer. I would be a baking fool. Watch out Rachel Ray and Martha Stewart!! Plus, it would look great in my kitchen next to that LG refrigerator! Is anyone up for a Red Velvet cake?Β  πŸ™‚

logitech-harmony-remote2.jpgI have a total of 7 remotes in my house! SEVEN! Three alone are for the TV, DVD/surround system, and satellite box in my living room. I could toss all of them in the trash, or at least in a drawer, with the Logitech Harmony 880 Universal remote. Programming is as simple as plugging it into USB port on my PC for the initial setup and adding additional equipment. Disclaimer: Future boyfriends/husbands – GET YOUR OWN! πŸ™‚

sillouette-of-man.jpgThe ever so elusive, enigmatic IBM – Ideal Black Man. I love black men to pieces!! All of you. Every part of you. Only you. My love affair with you goes waaaay, waaay back. I haven’t given up on you nor will I ever! But you must come correct and be on point with your bidness! I’ve been single and on my own for a long time but when you arrive I will gladly hand over the pants I’ve been wearing – YOU CAN HAVE β€˜EM. However, check your bullshit and baggage at the door…cause that is where you will find mine. πŸ™‚

megamillions.jpg$270 Million! This here!! This here could be the key to making some of the other stuff happen! Well, after taxes, I’m looking at about $140 million. That would be quite the nest egg! I could retire, travel the world, fill my closet with more shoes than I need, take care of mom financially, etc., etc.

HA! But who am I kidding? I’ll never win because I never play! I get mad when I spendΒ $5 on a scratch off lottery ticket and don’t win – shyt that’s gas money! I don’t like the odds of the lottery. What is it, like a billion to one? But it sure is fun to dream.