Tiolet Paper

The title of this post should say it all. But just in case I have some short bus lurkers reading, I’ll explain. My regular readers are not mental midgets so this is not directed to the 5 of you. LOL

What is it about these trivial stories that make them so newsworthy that they are even mentioned on the evening news or on any of the MSM websites?

Sandra Bullock spotted without her wedding ring. HOLY SHIT BATMAN!!! Did she lose it? Or did she recently find out about her cheating husband’s tryst with several skanks? Aaarrooo…

Larry King’s wife’s hot sidepiece dick-on-the-side is running off at the mouth about his sexcapades with Mrs. King. Are we shocked she fooled around behind her husband’s back? Shit…have you seen Larry King? *Blech* Whatever happened to discretion? SMDH

Successful black women can’t find a man. *YAWWWN* If you follow my blog…you already know. ::rolls eyes::

Heather Locklear gets a ticket for hit and run. Uhmmm, was it person? A dog? Was she drunk off her ass? Is she currently on a TV show?  Pssshh…whatever.

There is a shortage of toilet paper. Oh shit!! Wait…yeah, that could be a big problem. ::adds TP to the grocery list::

And in other breaking  news…Chocl8t is still single, black, and SEXY AS HELL. (like you didn’t already know) 😉