Sherri Shepherd

The title of this post should say it all. But just in case I have some short bus lurkers reading, I’ll explain. My regular readers are not mental midgets so this is not directed to the 5 of you. LOL

What is it about these trivial stories that make them so newsworthy that they are even mentioned on the evening news or on any of the MSM websites?

Sandra Bullock spotted without her wedding ring. HOLY SHIT BATMAN!!! Did she lose it? Or did she recently find out about her cheating husband’s tryst with several skanks? Aaarrooo…

Larry King’s wife’s hot sidepiece dick-on-the-side is running off at the mouth about his sexcapades with Mrs. King. Are we shocked she fooled around behind her husband’s back? Shit…have you seen Larry King? *Blech* Whatever happened to discretion? SMDH

Successful black women can’t find a man. *YAWWWN* If you follow my blog…you already know. ::rolls eyes::

Heather Locklear gets a ticket for hit and run. Uhmmm, was it person? A dog? Was she drunk off her ass? Is she currently on a TV show?  Pssshh…whatever.

There is a shortage of toilet paper. Oh shit!! Wait…yeah, that could be a big problem. ::adds TP to the grocery list::

And in other breaking  news…Chocl8t is still single, black, and SEXY AS HELL. (like you didn’t already know) 😉

They are going to ride this until the wheels fall off. 😐 

Bitch Much?

Nightline is hosting an open forum on “Why Can’t A Successful Black Woman Find A Man” debate in Decatur, GA on April 9th @ 7pm. Panel guest will be Sherri Shepherd (The View), Jacque Reid, Hill Harper, and Jimi Izrael (johnny-come-lately-wanna-be-expert-psuedo-author looking to cash in)…and moderated by none other than the comedian turned relationship guru, Steve (3xs married) Harvey. 

I have already posted my opinions on this (HERE) but if  you are in the area and are in the mood for a Bitch-n-Bash session….go for it. Click HERE for the details. 

I suggested to a friend that we attend and be the audience hecklers yelling shit out like “PYSCHOLOGICAL WARFARE!!!!”….”WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!!”…”IT’S LIES…..ALL LIES….DON’T BELIEVE THE HYPE!” While they escort us out of the facility…when we’d yell even louder….DON’T TASE ME BRO!!!! 😛 

Pyschological Warfare – Various techniques used, by any set of groups, and aimed to influence a target audience’s value systems, belief systems, emotions, motives,reasoning, or behavior. It is used to induce confessions or reinforce attitudes and behaviors favorable to the originator’s objectives…