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One of my favorite comedians is gone. Bernie Mac died this morning of complications brought on by pnuemonia. Read the story HERE.

I’ve posted a couple of Bernie Mac’s perfomances from Def Comedy Jam.

Thanks for the laughs Uncle Bernie! You will be missed. 😦

 

 

 

 

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I needed a change of scenery. Maybe the flowers will lighten the mood. 🙂

While reading comments on recent posts, I came across Blackstarr. Clicking on the name directed me to their site, The Renaissance For The New Millennium. I was pleasantly surprised to find a brief summary of The Chocl8t Diaries in the article “We Are Not Alone” where they called your girl “a veritable African-American Aphrodite“.  Awwwe…thanks guys!! 😉 Check them out when you have a chance!

Yesterday’s post on the controversial Obama in ’08 t-shirt brought out some crazy, hate-filled, angry people who attempted to pollute my air with their racial epithets and overall nastiness. Not to worry, the comments did not see the light of day for I deleted them. Dissenting opinions are welcome but I refuse to tolerate the name calling. I find it ironic how the anonymity of the internet allows cowards to spew their venom without fear of reprisal but they wouldn’t have the cojones to say these things to your face. Throwing rocks and hiding their hands… (shaking my head).

Today is a new day. A fresh start. Take a deep cleansing breath and let’s keep it moving! 🙂

For those of you who may need a good laugh…

“One more ride Mommy!!!”

“Sexuaa Chocolate!!”

“Ya know you want me!! Sssssss!!”

“I think I’m chafe…Ssssss”

“I must. I must. I must develop my bust!”

This is Steve Harvey’s bodyguard Big Boom. I’m too tickled to get into it any further but you can see more photos and read the back story at Young, Black & Fabulous. To get an even more hilarious take on this hot krispy baby oiled bronzin’ mess, you can visit O’ Hell Nawl.

 

Gawd knows I love Steve Harvey, I do!! But I just about died laughing at these pictures!! I’m glad that he has taken the initiative to get in shape, showing that is never too late. However, the baby oil and bronzer was just a bit much because it is in stark contrast to his hands and head!

Well…go on witcho baaad sexxy bronzed butt!! LMAO!!!!

 

awards.jpgWithin the past seven days I have received numerous birthday wishes, an award and I’ve been tagged! I am both overwhelmed and flattered by the love from my blogging family!! I am also a little tingly-wingly but that’s another post all together! (tee hee hee)

Sunday morning, while recuperating from my weekend birthday bash, I ventured to my favorite spot for my “daily dose of intelligence“, “Ignance“, and debauchery, O’ Hell Nawl, only to realize, to my sheer horror, that I had missed the best dayum awards show in the blogosphere!! That’s right folks, The Bloggin Azz Blogger Awards Show was Saturday night and they honored your girl with a Bloggin Azz Blogger Award for Being OHN It!!

This site has single handedly secured a spot in hell for not only me but for all their regular readers and staff members. So take heed…if you’re uptight, have a weak stomach, are easily offended, trying to live a clean righteous life with heaven being your ultimate goal…ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK! The place is addictive like meth and crack cocaine but in the end, you’ll still have your teeth but Hell-bound for sure!

Thanks for the love and the laughs O’ Hell Nawl!!

Hmmm…now if I can only figure out a way to get them to add me to their “Bloggers We Love” list…. 😉

Moving right along…

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