“Dis rye heah” pulled me off hiatus status sooner than planned. Because of “dis rye heah“, I will be on the Hell Train rounding the bend at 105 MPH, on one rail, screaming “FASTER! FASTER!”.

“Dis rye heah” will have you right there with me!

Originally, I was going to write about my encounter at the Post Office today. However, I thought the following exchange to be funnier than what I would have written.

chocl8t Says:
December 11, 2007 at 11:55 am e
I’m back…just returned from the post office and me no likey standing on line 😦

kimmy kim Says:
December 11, 2007 at 12:12 pm e
LOL @ Choc!! That’s what I have to do at lunch too 😦

chocl8t Says:
December 11, 2007 at 12:23 pm e
Kimmy and it doesn’t help that people don’t understand the concept of PERSONAL SPACE! If you’re standing less than my arm’s length away from me..THAT MY PERSONAL SPACE! And unless I’ve extended a personal invitation for you to be there:   BACK THE $@&* UP!!!

kimmy kim Says:
December 11, 2007 at 12:26 pm e
OMG Choc…I hate that!!!!!!!!!It’s like those people sniff me out for it and have to touch me or put their shizz right on top of mine on the counter….on a good day, they’ll get a “Back the eff up!” look….on a bad day….it’s all over but the crying.

chocl8t Says:
December 11, 2007 at 12:40 pm e
Kimmy I was two shakes away from telling this man just that. But instead, I stepped to the side, thinking he would get the message. Dense phu**er didn’t!

I take 2 steps to the side so he won’t be all up on my arse and he takes 3 steps! WTF!!!!

mynana Says:
December 11, 2007 at 12:41 pm e
Maybe he was attacted to you Choc. He wanted to “smell you up”.

chocl8t Says:
December 11, 2007 at 12:42 pm e
LMAO @ Nana!! Any closer we would have had to get a room!!

kimmy kim Says:
December 11, 2007 at 12:44 pm e
I always give them the look and say “Oh, am I in your way?” they get the picture….picture of me being a beyotch but at least I can breathe in my own air.

chocl8t Says:
December 11, 2007 at 12:50 pm e
Kimmy, he was an old geriatric fart too! Hell if he had at least been Beckham-ish, or Big Willy-ish, or LL COOL J-ish, or OC-ish I wouldn’t have minded….I’m just saying!
Or Brad Pitt-ish, Clooney-ish, Denzel-ish….Denzel-ish-ous….hmmmmm

chocl8t Says:
December 11, 2007 at 12:53 pm e
All up on me smelling like Ben-Gay and Old Spice!! GTFOH!! No really, get out, cause your arse stink mo-fo!! YOU STINK!!!

kimmy kim Says:
December 11, 2007 at 12:57 pm e 
LMAO @ Choc!!!

Take note, and BACK THE HELL UP!!!

Ms LaBelle reminds me so much of the women from my childhood who didn’t “play” with children! Well this “cat” tried to get “mannish” with Ms. LaBelle and she put him in check. I’m sure he felt about 2 inches tall when she was finished.

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir? Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? Apparently he didn’t realize this was a rhetorical question.

Hat tip to: Young, Black & Fabulous